How is this possible?
The most disgusting marketing campaign ever.
Gallo Salami, a company that has trained its marketers who serve the food to say "We know you have a selection when it comes to salami and we appreciate you choosing Gallo" has opened Gallo Tratoria 1910 to serve free salami dishes to the masses. There was way too much excitement about salami. The food is free and plentiful, and there was too much Salami in the panini but it wasn't bad. The birch beer was a nice touch. The salami cheesecake (we are not joking) has us about one light pat on the stomach away from vomiting.
Imagine for a second that you put a tasty cheesecake into your fridge on a friday. Then your roommate puts an open can of catfood right next to it and top falls off. Then someone looking for something on Saturday pushes stuff around in the fridge and some of the cheesecake lands in the cat food container. You come back from a long weekend on the East Coast on Monday, check your cheesecake, see the catfood, and morbidly decide to taste the cat food cheesecake.
That is what you can now taste for free on Natoma st, just East of 2nd St between Howard and Mission. Just drop by, sign up for the waitlist (you will easily get a table within 20 mins since the word of the salami cheesecake is getting out), and you too can try this out.
For sheer novelty of her discovery, our consultant Cindy was awarded a food discovery point, despite the frightening nature of the food.
Gallo Salami, a company that has trained its marketers who serve the food to say "We know you have a selection when it comes to salami and we appreciate you choosing Gallo" has opened Gallo Tratoria 1910 to serve free salami dishes to the masses. There was way too much excitement about salami. The food is free and plentiful, and there was too much Salami in the panini but it wasn't bad. The birch beer was a nice touch. The salami cheesecake (we are not joking) has us about one light pat on the stomach away from vomiting.
Imagine for a second that you put a tasty cheesecake into your fridge on a friday. Then your roommate puts an open can of catfood right next to it and top falls off. Then someone looking for something on Saturday pushes stuff around in the fridge and some of the cheesecake lands in the cat food container. You come back from a long weekend on the East Coast on Monday, check your cheesecake, see the catfood, and morbidly decide to taste the cat food cheesecake.
That is what you can now taste for free on Natoma st, just East of 2nd St between Howard and Mission. Just drop by, sign up for the waitlist (you will easily get a table within 20 mins since the word of the salami cheesecake is getting out), and you too can try this out.
For sheer novelty of her discovery, our consultant Cindy was awarded a food discovery point, despite the frightening nature of the food.
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